March 2010
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are you sad?
usually. but some days are better than others. friends, liquor, and cigarettes help.
i am a tragic walking cliché.
Ask me anything
July 2009
4 posts
A few nights ago I wrote a story. A whole story. It feels so good to be able to say that. Sure, it is only two pages with one and a half line spaces between each line, but… It is a whole story. It tells the brief tale of two children, two brothers, and what they find beside the creek. I would post it but I am just so proud of this work that I think I will submit it to… some...
Yay, more snips. I still don’t take pictures because I am lazy and tired all the time. Also, I wrote the last part when I was drunk and dramatic, so forgive me the excess. : cut jeans, collared shirts; flashes and studio lights in the crystal ball? … He feels the anxiety creep up his toes like a five year old’s night terrors realized and begins to bite his fingernails. They bleed...
I have a job. It isn’t a good job, a hard job, a tiring job. It is a job. I work to get paid so I can live and work to get paid. And after every midnight shift, the walk home is a walk of shame. You may be familiar with the walk of shame. You may have even taken one or two or twelve in recent months. You don’t necessarily feel totally clean or proud of what you’ve done, but you...
I am a part of history. I am the filler, the space between the big names. The air between the grains of sand or the time it takes for glue to harden. I carry the impact of a millipede and the burden of a breeze, with a voice no louder than the noise in black space. I am a day with contenting weather, a bead of sweat on a gigantic organism. The sun does not rise or shine or fall for me, the seas do...
June 2009
24 posts
The worst part about fucking up is realizing that someone at some time told you exactly how it would end. They gave you a hypothetical situation and you found out it was a prophecy that came true. So, now, you’ve fucked up and what do you do? Cut your losses? Stick it through? It’s a choose-your-own-adventure where every decision leaves you with your mouth full of defeat and your...
I know what you’re going to say. Well, one possible thing you will say. “Will, you can’t say cunt! That’s profane!” And you are right. But you are also a cunt. It isn’t your fault, and I don’t mean it in a terribly offensive way. It’s just a fact of life. The internet has made you a cunt too. Now, it is true I am prone to overgeneralizing and...
just watched the dark crystal for the first time in twelve+ years. amazing.
There are hours in my life where I feel like someone slipped me a hefty novocaine trip. I don’t know why. I’ve had a good day, a great day, but I want to tear the skin off a squirrel and hit someone in the ankle with a shopping cart. Out of boredom. Indifference. Apathy. The sun rises while my eyes are awake and I don’t care. Bombs could fall and planes could crash and babies...
diablo diablo diablo…
sick of social networking. and irony.
diablo one is soooOoOOo deck. and is now a part of my life. again.
I NEED A HAIRCUT
the dear hunter - act iii is amazing.
#metalmonday #musicmonday christian metalcore: for today. technical progressive death metal shit: ventriloquist. do it.
really interesting read: RT @GreatDismal The Lear Jet Repo Man http://tinyurl.com/pl2gj9
listening to old fall out boy and enjoying every song.
I’ve upgraded ‘Snips’ to all-out writing orgasmorgasbord. They will now include things like haikus or prose or other weird little things I have around. Perhaps photos if I take some of those. Here is today: all the keys he holds unlock misery and friends; suborned, he clicks still. … They do the big city zombie street shuffle. A little to the left, a little to the right,...
part 2 @amstkd un-educated, but no change as a direct result of said protest
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it’s too hot for socks
if you turn AA upside down you get VV… does this work for UO? ‘no’
jeans never stay clean long enough.
what a time.
He smelled the mind from the woman’s gum and his ears drank in the melodies from his iPod, and he thought: of a girl he missed; a girl he never knew; a girl he dreamt about … They talked about things intangible; French grammar and the similarities between une planche roulette and a sailor’s she-ship. … He watched the pair sleep from across the room and had to leave. The...
I have been writing little snips of prose in my phone’s memo pad since I bought it. The pieces are not connected and sometimes they are songs, sometimes they are parts of a story I have to tell but haven’t formed yet. These snips (‘snippets’ is way too matronly for me) are limited to 512 characters, which makes them perfect for… you guessed it, blog posts. So if...
tuesday grocery bag: toilet paper, 2 arizonas, 1 40 oz of Coors. i am a keeper.
#musicmonday HIPHOP JUNE FIRST: Wale - The Mixtape About Nothing; Team Teamwork - The Ocarina of Rhyme; Young Boss - Shooting Star LMFAO MIX
how do television writers continually fail at writing realistic scripts about college students? don’t they have to go to college for that?
May 2009
41 posts
SIGNING A LEASE TODAY WHAT!??!
new blog. http://wombatvsmeerkat.blogspot.com/ read it. @greatdismal @Mozozo @Domiknows @laureltreee @neilhimself @diablocody
Hello, Internet. We have to have a chat. Not the kind of shorthand, acronym/abbreviation orgy of misspellings and insults you are used to. No, this chat demands your attention and doesn’t flash by you in a flicker of one-hundred forty characters or less. So let’s get down to it: you demand too much of my attention for such little payoff. I sit in front of your glowing tubes and peruse...
just bought groceries. my roommate’s fridge has never been this full.
#musicmonday Evita has two tracks up off their upcoming album. check it out. trop malade www.myspace.com/evitaband
not looking up.
went shopping, bought shit, ate a veggie burger. sick life
Think of an island, full of beautiful things. Like bananas. Or sunsets. An island full of sunsets. Think of this island, your paradise. Now, imagine being on the island. Feel the sand on your feet and the sun on your skin and the salt water in the air you are breathing. And you are blind. This is the way I will live in this new place, the Frenchland. My blindness is my inability to speak the...
#musicmonday confide, oceana, la dispute, lower defintion. bands, check them out!
i am successfully in montreal. fucking robobomb.
#wolframalpha just blew my mind wide open. like. WIDE. open.
moving in twelve hours YES.
do older famous dudes feel vain when they edit pictures of themselves with really basic effects? or does it make them feel ‘au currant’?
hanging out, then packing. move tomorrow!
your wireless internet cutting out all the time? there’s an app for that.
one day i will end you all. or most of you.
No serious entries until I am in Montreal. Sorry ‘avid followers.’ PS. You should leave a comment to let me know you are anxiously awaiting a new post.
i spent like 30 minutes taking webcam pictures of myself. i feel so vain i need to go get insulted by eighth graders to lower my narcissism.
my foot is asleep and i like it.
RT: @arebradford I haven’t seen X-Men Origins yet, but I can only assume this is a million times better: http://bit.ly/JScU7