wombat versus meerkat

only when two such uncanny foes meet could something so devastating ensue.

I know what you’re going to say. Well, one possible thing you will say. “Will, you can’t say cunt! That’s profane!” And you are right. But you are also a cunt. It isn’t your fault, and I don’t mean it in a terribly offensive way. It’s just a fact of life. The internet has made you a cunt too.

Now, it is true I am prone to overgeneralizing and simplifying, but everyone on some level has been formed into a lesser human being by this beautiful heroin a favourite author of mine dubbed cyberspace….